A French Teenager Turned the Bible and Quran into DNA and Injected Them into His Body

The most head-fucking thing about this is not mentioned in the headline. The most amazing thing here is that this required no special skills, he just ordered the custom DNA strands from one website and the viruses to sneak them into his cells from another. Mixed them up in his dorm room and away he went.

DNA self-experimentation’s “holy crap!” stage seems to have lasted about 5 seconds before it went straight to Amazon Prime.